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In the Carson City Community Center a panel of judges from across the bearding world and beyond will determine which hairpieces take top honors in seventeen separate categories. Top marks in each category will garner a grower the championship trophy as well as the coveted title of World Champion. Special prizes will also be awarded to the youngest contestant, the contestant who traveled the farthest to attend, and the people's favorite. Among the distinguished judges this year will the all-time U.S. Men's Downhill World Cup skiing champion Daron Rahlves and well-liked Nevada Supreme Court Chief Justice Deborah Agosti who was once voted "One of America's 100 Young Women of Promise" by Good Housekeeping Magazine. Carson City Mayor Ray Masayko will also sit in on the panel along with former Carson City resident Mark Twain. Gambling men are no doubt placing their bets on Twain's vanity in championing Italian Marco Salvetti in the natural moustache category, hoping that his Paisano take on the American writer and humorist is received as flattering and undeniably charming. In the Wild West Moustache category all eyes will be on Bremerton, Washington's Bruce Roe, a skinny sort of Wilford Brimley and top dog at the The Bremerton Whisker Club. Roe is the first and only American ever to win a trophy at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, taking home hardware in both 1999 and 2001.
Despite facial hair's
slow growth in the US sporting world, American's are expected to make a
strong showing at the 2003 Worlds, representing their home turf with
homages to compatriots like Abe Lincoln, Grizzly Adams, Charles Manson
and maybe even Lungfish's Daniel Higgs. Entrance into the competition
requires a paltry $25 application fee and event staff will be taking new
entrees until only a few days before the contest, allowing indigenous
beard growers to sign up in record numbers.
The most notable of the non-German competitors will be Ted Sedman, the current President of London’s Handlebar Club. Sedman is of a weighty stature in the UK, where he was once mentioned in the Guinness Book as having Britain’s longest moustache, a photo of him stretched to full wingspan, his lippy strands extending beyond his fingertips.
LAS is officially throwing its hat into the ring in support of Memili Rüştüoğlu, a rough-hewn looking fellow from Istanbul, Turkey. Rüştüoğlu will go for top honors in the Freestyle Moustache category and will be a clear favorite to repeat his 2001 First Place showing.
According to Phil Olsen, organizer of the World Beard and Moustache Championships, the contestants will march in front of 40,000 spectators as part of the annual Nevada Day parade on the morning of November 1st before hunkering down at the Community Center at 851 E. Williams Street that afternoon. A spectator pass to the event (and what a spectacle it is sure to be!) is only $10 and the doors open at 2:00 in the afternoon with the elimination rounds beginning an hour later. By 7:00 most of Carson City is sure to be on hand for the final judging as the torchbearers for handsome, hairy men are crowned for another two year reign.
More information about
the different classes including illustrations and a list of the 1999
champions can be found here. |
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